- wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
- i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire