‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
The sexual tension between me and no one.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you
